Intel Announces the End of its Core Product Line

http://semiaccurate.com/2015/04/ ... -core-product-line/
Henceforth Intel will no longer develop new processors for the laptop, desktop, and server markets. “We believe, and the reviews have shown, that Broadwell is the greatest piece of engineering ever created by human hands. We see no reason to make any additional updates to the perfect product.”

Intel expects to cut its research and development costs from a massive $20 billion dollars a year to just over a billion dollars to bring its spending inline with its closest competitor, AMD.

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April Fool

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愚人節快樂

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一睇就知道是笑話一篇. 不過, 有部份消息不是笑話. 你可以去數碼廣播區睇下.

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"We are light years ahead of the competition"
not a joke

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